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Load the filtered roadmap, then play. Keyboard + touch. Humour only — not Microsoft advice. AI-assisted site; verify; no recommendations without human review.
Round 1 — Invaders
Shoot features you are not interested in. Survivors continue. ← → or drag to move · Space / tap to fire.
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Round 2 — Magnetic poetry
Drag tiles into columns. Each tile links to the Microsoft roadmap URL.
Pool
Do now
Park for later
Round 3 — Animal triage
Feed each remaining tile to an animal. Then export your SVG report.